Government Shutdown: Day 13

Here it is, Day 13 of the Government Shutdown.  After the plague of frogs and now the boils, I'm not sure what the next problem will be.  I saw what looked like tiny flying horses today with huge stingers on their tails, and the rivers have turned blood red.  For a moment, I even think the sun went black.  I think they were right about this Obama dude.